Zombie Garden Gnomes Are Here To Keep People Away From Your Home

Not a day goes by when I don't add something else into my Amazon basket, I don't even want to tally it up at this point. Let's just say, it's a lot. However, Etsy has worked it's way up the ranks, especially after releasing the most perfect fall decoration for Halloween.

We've rounded up some of the best products on the market, including the must-have for the holidays. And these zombie garden gnomes might just be our favorite yet...

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This Kitchen Utensil That Does It All

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Sometimes, a kitchen tool comes into your life that makes your life so much easier that you wish you could buy it in bulk and hand one out to every one of your friend and family members. This thing really does do it all, from draining to stirring to chopping to turning and countless other things that I can't even remember right now. Buy it. You won't regret it.

Using These Dirt Cheap Drain Snakes Will Both Disgust And Fascinate You

When you first snake your drain, you might gag. Then you're gonna wonder where all that hair came from. Then you're gonna be so happy you spent $5 instead of calling in a plumber. Then you still might gag. Then you'll move right on to the next drain.

This Blackhead Scrubber That's Like An Instagram Filter IRL

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Blackheads are stubborn little devils, aren't they? It seems like, no matter how hard you scrub, they simply won't budge, and it seems like everyone is staring at them whenever you leave the house. If you struggle with blackheads, it's time to call in this adorable little ghost, who uses things like charcoal and black mud to send them packing.

I Got The Original Butter Bell Crock as a Gift For My Husband, Our Resident Toast Eater

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I never fully appreciated the problem of hard to spread butter, but it was a frustration my husband faced on the regular. Even as a seldom toast eater, it is not an overstatement to say that the Butter Bell Crock is a life changer. Soft, spreadable butter is one of this world's true and pure pleasures. And you deserve it.

This Charging Station Dock Can Bring Peace and Harmony to Your Family

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Have you ever had a my-phone-is-more-dead-than-yours argument with someone you love? If so, then I suggest buying one of these Charging Station Docks. It tames the mess, and eliminates the competition for chargers.

These Big Wool Spheres Will Replace Dryer Sheets

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Throw out those dryer sheets and fabric softener. These solid wool balls are a wildly popular solution to soft and static-free clothes.

This Mascara Is A Total Steal

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This under-the-radar sleeper hit is the only mascara you need in your beauty arsenal. It gives you so much volume it looks like you're wearing false lashes and lasts all day without smearing or flaking. Those 20,000+ reviews tell you it's gonna be good, and it costs less than your morning coffee shop visit!

This Styling Tool Caddy That Clears Up Clutter

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An issue with having a small bathroom is the lack of space for my hundreds of hair tools. My hairdryer, straightener, multiple brushes, and countless hair products take up a lot of room, and there was never a good place to put all of that stuff until I bought this brilliant over-the-door basket. I don't know how I lived so long without this thing in my life!

My Number One Favorite Thing Ever is My Ember Temperature Control Ceramic Mug

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This is a fancy (and expensive but totally worth it) mug and it is the best thing I've ever owned. You know how as you drink a cup of coffee you anticipate the colder and colder temperature, and how you take that last sip knowing it will be tepid and unpleasant? Well, the Ember Mug changes all of that. Your last sip of coffee is just as hot as your first and it will blow your mind every day for at least a month while you get used to this new, glorious life you lead.

This Silk Pillowcase That Makes My Hair Sleek AF

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I have a LOT of thick, wavy hair, and most days I wake up looking like a hairy Medussa. It's always a total pain to brush out, and I usually end up just throwing it up into a messy bun. But with this silk pillowcase, not only is my hair ridiculously soft and manageable in the morning, but my skin has started clearing up, too.

These Organizer Bins That Get Your Food In Check

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Hey, why not organize your whole fridge while you're at it? I bought these organizer bins one day when I was especially frustrated with my messy refrigerator and I've never looked back. Everything is so ridiculously tidy and easy to find. It's almost like I'm living in some stranger's house who cleans regularly and actually folds their clothes and puts them away instead of just leaving it in the dryer for days at a time.

This Kitchen Drawer Organizer That's Oh-So Clever

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Our kitchen, like our bathroom, also suffers from a serious lack of drawer space. (Ah, the joys of owning an almost 100-year-old home). So because of this, we're forced to improvise in order to get all of our kitchen essentials to fit. This utensil holder holds all of our spoons, forks, and knives and takes up hardly any space in our drawer. Brilliant!

This Container Lid Organizer That Solves An Annoying Problem

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What is it about food storage containers that make it impossible to find matching lids? They always seem to disappear completely, and I often have a lid for every size except the one I actually need for leftovers. This clever little organizer gives you the perfect spot for all your tops so this irritating problem disappears instead of your lids.

This Hanging Shelf That Looks Way More Expensive Than It Is

Oh, look! A hanging shelf for me to display all of my succulents! Seriously, though, I couldn't believe my luck when this shelf arrived in the mail. It looked much more expensive than it actually was, and was so simple to put together and hang that I was able to accomplish it in about 10 minutes. I want one for every room.

This Coconut Oil Cream is the Perfect Body Lotion and it Smells Amazing

I love this little tub of Coconut Oil Cream. I use it daily and my eczema-prone daughter also uses it to keep dry, itchy skin at bay. It doesn't have a strong, lingering, perfume-y smell and it will leave your skin baby soft.

This Compact Plug-in Air Sanitizer Cleans Your Air With Zero Footprint

It kills germs, mold, freshens air, and wipes out odors, all while staying nice and small on your wall.

This Travel Makeup Bag That's A Must For Trips

Because of my flexible job, I'm able to travel a lot and work from wherever I am. You'd think this would have made me an expert packer, but sadly, I'm still totally clueless when it comes to packing my essentials. This handy toiletry bag gives me the perfect amount of room for all of my bathroom must-haves while still being totally compact.

I Was Totally Surprised By How Much I Like This Anti-Frizz Microfiber Hair Towel

I bought this microfiber hair towel mostly for the button. I wanted something that would stay easily and securely in place, rather than using my giant, cumbersome, and completely not secure regular towel as a hair wrap. What I didn't expect was how much this improved my hair. It really does make it less frizzy and more curly. I don't know how or why, and I don't care. I love this thing.

This Rotating Makeup Organizer That Makes Me Look SO Grown-Up

Our house only has one full bathroom, and the two drawers are so jam-packed with my various tubes of lotion and various other skincare products that they barely open. This makeup organizer not only provides the perfect spot for everything, but it also adds an extra dose of glam to my countertop. I actually want to show off my toiletries now instead of just shove them in a drawer!

With This Gap Cleaning Brush You'll Have The Cleanest Window Tracks On The Block

There are literally decades of dust living in the crevices of my windows right now, awaiting attack by the Trycooling Brush.

I Know my Sheets are Softer Than Your Sheets Because Mine are These Brushed Microfiber Sheets

First of all, these Brushed Microfiber Sheets are crazy inexpensive. King-sized sheets for under $30? Yes! But they are also ridiculously soft. Just buy them. Trust me.

This Car Emergency Kit That Gives You Peace Of Mind

I'm a naturally anxious person, and I tend to think of things in terms of worst-case scenarios. Because of this, I like to be prepared for absolutely any situation. This car emergency kit makes me feel much more relaxed on the road because I know that if something should happen, I've got everything I need to get through it safely.

These Storage Containers Get Amazing Reviews

You can use these BPA-free storage containers to store, well, darn near anything but they're especially useful for food, coffee and herbs since they vacuum seal to keep freshness in. Pop one full of trail mix in your bag for a quick work snack, use another to store cookies or pet treats or organize your whole pantry. These extremely highly rated containers come in a million colors to customize your storage easily so you never mix up kibble and coffee!

This Handbag Holder That Attaches To Your Headrest

My car is, in a word, messy. I usually just throw my bag onto the floor every time I hop in and watch as the entire contents spill out everywhere, which not only makes my car a mess but can also be a distraction while driving. This hook attaches directly onto my seat so my purse stays safe and my floors stay (slightly) less messy.

These Flame Lightbulbs Are Fire

Looking to add a little old-fashioned touch to your lighting but don't want to use actual fire and burn down your house? These flame lightbulbs are the answer - they flicker like the real thing. Four modes including flicking flame, gravity induced (where the flame is upside down), general light and something called "breathing mode" look incredibly cool whether you use them inside to replace pricey Edison bulbs or in outside lanterns.

I Use Aroma Naturals Vitamin K Moisturizing Cream as a Night Cream in the Summer, and a Daily Moisturizer in the Winter

I first stumbled across this Vitamin K Moisturizing Cream after my dermatologist recommended an extremely expensive vitamin K cream. Instead, this affordable cream did the trick. It's moisturizing enough for me as a night cream in the summer, when my skin tends to need a little less, and it's perfect as a daily moisturizer under my makeup in the winter when my skin tends to be drier.

My Living Room Has Four Sets of These Window Curtain Panels and I Love Them

Window treatments can be crazy expensive! I was determined to find curtains I loved without going broke. I bought and returned several sets from Amazon in my hunt for the perfect curtains, and then I found these window panels. They finish my room beautifully and and look much more expensive than they are.

This Bra Liner That You Need. Trust Me.

Do you sweat a lot? Don't be embarrassed. I sweat a ton. It's always been a secret shame of mine since all my girlfriends seem to be dainty, sweat-free creatures while I'm constantly trying to cover up my pit stains and under-boob wetness marts. This under-bra liner solves that embarrassing problem and gives me way more confidence when I'm doing anything active.

This Cast Iron Cleaner That Won't Ruin Your Skillets

Here's another embarrassing confession for you: The first time I bought a cast-iron skillet, I put it in the dishwasher to clean it. You can problem guess what happened after that, right? Correct. It came out covered in rust. Thankfully, I've since learned not to do that, and now clean my skillet with this awesome chainmail cast iron cleaner called "The Ringer".

Gochujang Korean Hot Pepper Paste is the Perfect Mix of Hot, Sweet, and Tangy

My favorite hot sauce isn't hot sauce at all. I was introduced to Gochujang Korean Hot Pepper Paste by a Korean friend years ago and it has since become a staple in my fridge. It makes everything better.

These Heated Beauty Mitts That Transform Rough Hands

I have a four-month-old son, which means that I wash my hands roughly a million times per day. Because of this, the skin on my hands has been extra dry every since he was born. Enter these heated beauty mitts. I had no idea such a thing existed until a friend told me about how amazing they were, and now I tell pretty much everyone I see to buy them which showing off my insanely soft, silky skin.

These Compression Capri Leggings Are the Most Non-See-Through Leggings I've Ever Had

As a mom who works from home, I'm pretty much an expert on leggings. Do I have many pairs from different brands? Yes. Do I wear them all? Nope. Instead, I bought multiple pairs of these Compression Capri Leggings because they're the most comfortable for lounging or working out, and they are completely not see through. Go ahead and bend over in front of your mirror - these leggings stay completely opaque.

These Pearl and Gold Eye Patches That Wake Up Your Face

My 4-month-old still wakes up several times throughout the night, and the bags under my eyes have gotten so bad that I look like the walking dead most days. Knowing about my sleep-deprived status, my high school friend Ashley bought some of these so I could enjoy some Mommy pampering time. I can't tell you what a crazy difference these things make. I actually look human again!

These Popular Pimple Patches That Save My Skin

And speaking of lazy skincare products, these patches are pretty much as foolproof as you can get. I'm a pale redhead with horribly sensitive, acne-prone skin, so I tend to get a new zit pretty much every week. These patches shrink my pimples overnight. I don't know how they work, but they're basically magic, and I'll never stop buying them.

This Over-the-Door Shoe Rack That Organizes My Space

I have a lot of pairs of shoes. Too many, according to my husband. And since we have limited closet space, it's caused many arguments. Luckily, I bought this shoe rack before we entirely stopped speaking to each other. It hangs securely on the back of our closet door, so it not only doubles our storage space but also keeps my precious shoes from getting crushed or damaged. Score!

This Vitamin C Serum Works Wonders

If you need to clear up uneven skin tone or spots in a hurry, this Vitamin C serum is what you need. It contains the same ingredients as a fancy-pants version that costs over $150! The before and after photos are mind-blowing, and it has over 2,000 great reviews.

And Now For Something Completely Different. My Favorite Recent Find is This 2-Person Inflatable Kayak

My husband and I have wanted kayaks for years. But they're big and expensive, and we'd have to invest in a car rack, and a garage rack, and the whole thing seemed like too much of an investment for something we'd only use a few times per year. Then, this summer, we found these 2-Person Inflatable Kayaks. THESE ARE AWESOME. They inflate easily and in no time. They can easily be used as double kayaks. And the best part is that when we're done, it takes about 5-10 minutes to deflate them and fold them away into their carrying bags to easily fit into our car. Every time we've taken them out people have approached us to ask where they can buy them. I'm starting to think I should be sponsored by Intex.

These Laundry Bags for Bras That Keep Them Safe

After years of just throwing my expensive bras into the washer and dryer and cursing my own stupidity when they came out completely mangled, I finally decided to wash my delicates a bit more, well, delicately. That's where these bra bags come in. They keep them safe and secure doing a load so they come out of the dryer in the same shape they went into it with.

This Hair Brush Cleaner That I Didn't Realize I REALLY Needed

When was the last time you cleaned your hairbrush? If you're like me, the answer is probably "never". "Clean my hairbrush?" you might be thinking to yourself. "Why would I need to do that?" If I told you about all of the horrifying things that are currently trapped between your bristles, you'd probably be scarred for life. So get this thing and take care of business.

This Travel Razor That's Seriously Brilliant

Okay, so I know this portable razor is meant for traveling, but do you want to hear a secret? I actually keep this thing in my purse at all times. There have been multiple instances where I've ventured out with my legs exposed only to look down and notice a huge patch of hair that I missed. This thing has my back during hairy situations. 

This Cotton Swab Holder That's Majorly Cute

If I could, I would cover my whole house in succulents. Okay, so there's probably nothing stopping me from doing this, but it might make me look a bit insane. That's why I was so thrilled when I discovered this cotton swab holder that's designed to look like an adorable succulent. It's like they were thinking of me when they designed this thing.

I Now Have Several of These Ceramic Non-Stick Frypans and I Use Them Daily

Unlike other versions of non-stick cookware, these ceramic pans hold up well over time, stay truly non-stick, and still manage to brown foods nicely. I have these in several sizes, and some ceramic pots as well, but I especially love the large covered pan. My favorite dinners to make are the one-pot variety and this pan is perfect for that.

This Mystical Fire Delights Kids And Adults

These fire color packets turn your standard campfire into something magical. Just throw a handful onto the flames, and suddenly they're glowing all the colors of the rainbow! Kids and maybe adults will think you're part wizard...or at least less of a muggle. (Also works for indoor fireplaces in case you're not the outdoorsy type.) Totally love these for our family trip to the lake every year - the kids are gonna flip out!

This Microplush Heated Throw Puts All Other Throw Blankets to Shame

I received this as a Christmas gift a few years ago, and it has since become my go-to when I need a gift for someone. The best way to describe how awesome it is to sit under this Heated Throw is this: think of having a warm, soft, cuddly cat on your lap on a cold winter's day, but this cat is big enough to cover all of you, but without any of the cat downsides. OK, it's really not like being smothered by a giant cat, but it's very warm and snuggly.

This Calf Stretcher Feels Like Heaven

Admittedly, I was a little skeptical about a whole device just to stretch your calf, but the reviews won me over. People with plantar fasciitis and Achilles tendinitis SWEAR by this thing - everyone gives it an enthusiastic ten toes up. Selected review: "Easy to use, is also good for hamstrings and other potentially troublesome muscles that need stretching to avoid problems. I used it daily and my plantar troubles were gone within a couple of weeks. This one gets a 100% rating from this aging being."

This Tiny Gadget That Charges Your Devices And Adds Bluetooth Functionality To Your Car

I have a fairly old car that doesn't have Bluetooth built into it. So, in order to modernize it a bit, I bought this Anker SmartCharge device. It plugs right into my USB outlet and allows me to make hands-free calls while also charging my devices at the same time. So for under $25 bucks, I was able to give my car a MAJOR upgrade.

Even though Amazon has some pretty top tier content, sometimes other platforms also pique my interest.

And today, it's Etsy, after we discovered something truly incredible.

Zombie garden gnomes.

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Have you ever seen anything more perfect for Halloween?

And even better?

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No one would ever approach your home with these guys outside.

Terrifying!

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But undeniably cool.

Which is your fave?

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We can't choose.

Fancy your very own?

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