Here Are All the Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

You can really buy anything in the world on Amazon these days! Scroll on to check out some of the weirdest things you'll find on the retail giant...

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The Sub Saver

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One reviewer says: "My lineman hubby hated talking sandwiches to work. If they were in a container, they got hard and if they were in a bag, they got soggy from being in the ice chest. This product is AMAZING. Now he takes subs and they are just as fresh as when I made them. He said they are perfect. That's a big deal bc no lineman wants a hard or soggy sandwich after working all day in 100°weather!"

Hand Squirrel

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​One reviewer says: "Best Amazon purchase ever! I had this little guy suggested to me after buying a hiking backpack a few months ago. Why do you ask? Because everyone should have it suggested! The endless laughter and creeped-out responses are enough to make anyone want to buy this treasure. Nothing compares to walking up to a coworker with a tiny paw in my hand and the cringe-worthy response they give as everyone laughs. Now he has a new throne, a Christmas tree star! There are so many possibilities, I can't wait to see where else I can utilize my squirrel friend! Buy this, you'll thank me later!"

Baguette Slippers

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​One reviewer says: "These "loafers" are hilarious. They are thick and comfy and my son loves them. Good find and a great deal. My son wears a size 11 shoe and an XL worked out great! Highly recommend."

Fake News Button

One reviewer said: "A hit in the office. I love to smack this button any time my boss comes over to give me a directive. The sayings are funny and the sound is clear and not muffled. Everyone always gets a kick out of it!"

Instant Underpants

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One reviewer says: "These were a huge hit with my Dad. Everyone got a good laugh at these. His birthday is April 1st (a.k.a. April Fool's) so we always buy him a gag gift to go along with his other goodies. He even said he's going to bring it with him on his trip to China-for backup, "in case of an emergency". Definitely has his priorities in order lol."

Pet Water Fountain

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​One reviewer said: "This is by far the best Pet Water Fountain I have gotten! We have gone thru about 10 before this one! This fountain is easily set up, has easy filter change, and best of all, the design is such that pet hair does not get in the bottom of the water, bc the filter traps it up top!! This is a huge plus bc I have a long-haired cat!"

Cat Stealing Money Bank

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One reviewer said: "So cute! I bought the panda version and it's adorable! When the panda opens the box he says "hello" and "thank you" as he's taking the coin. You have to press the button when you put the coin down. It's easy to open the compartments on the bottom to get the coins back out. Very cute gift!"

Danny Devito Pillow

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One reviewer says: "I bought this as a Christmas present for my sister and it was a huge hit! Everyone thought it was hilarious and my sister was so excited to have this to put on her couch."

Bacon Soap

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One reviewer says: "I bought this for my husband for Christmas as a surprise little extra. The tin is really nice and the soap does smell like bacon! It also has a clean smell mixed in. After my husband showered with this soap, or bathroom smelled like bacon! He says it lathers well."

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Placenta Plush

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One reviewer says: "My daughter is going into the medical field so we bought this for her birthday. She's 18 and moved out for college; us nerdy parents thought it humorous to gift her her 'first home' while she is away from us. Very plush, well made, a good size, and so cute!"

Spray Blood

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One reviewer said:​ "Worked perfectly for my Carrie costume! I used this product for both my dress and on my skin. The thickness and drippy-ness were perfect. It realistically dried on my skin and stayed from 8 am until 12 am when washed off! It came off easily with no staining on my skin. It even washed out of my wig easily too! Great product for all your gory needs!"

Toilet Light

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​One reviewer says: "Is it possible to love a toilet light? Well, I do! This is a fabulous little gizmo -- simple design, easy to use, and a lot of fun -- a treasure for a very affordable price. I bought one for my 5-year-old niece for her bathroom and found out her father when he gets up in the middle of the night to visit the loo, travels across the entire house just to enjoy the rainbow light show. I have ordered one for him, one for my office gift exchange, and two more for additional holiday stocking stuffers. I may order a fifth!"

Horse Mask

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One reviewer says: "LOL...So I got this mask for my fifteen year old and it's absolutely hilarious to see him wear that thing around. The mask is a nice quality material and unlike some other ones I've seen, this one has good visibility for the user (You look out of the mouth, not the eye sockets). Definitely recommend for anyone looking for a fun gift."

Cat Butt Tissue Holder

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One reviewer says: "This was a gift for my Sister-in-law. She loves cats. She loved it. Super cute and has a purpose. At first she thought it was just a statue of a cat until she realized it was a tissue holder. A little pricey but totally worth it!"

Pickle Cotton Candy

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​One reviewer says: "It's pickle-flavored cotton candy. It goes against everything you know about cotton candy. I can't fault the product but it never seemed right. It's like eggs that taste like corn. You have the consistency but the flavor and smell mess with your head. Give it a try, though."

Giant Googly Eyes

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​One reviewer said: "These are awesome! I bought them along with a giant mustache to decorate an unsightly file cabinet that was placed in front of my desk at the office. They make everyone smile when they walk by and also serve as an early warning for earthquakes. It was a little tricky to remove the backing to stick them on the cabinet, but once it got started they were easy to apply and have stayed on with no issues."

Senior Woman Decal

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One reviewer says: "At first I wasn't sure if spending money on a sticker of an old lady with an inhaler was a good idea but once I got it I knew I had made the right choice. She keeps me company in my apartment since I don't have any actual friends, we eat, play board games, and watch tv together. We have so much in common like our love for breathing and other things. She doesn't argue like real people do and Unlike a girlfriend I don't have to take her on dates, worry about keeping her happy and she doesn't nag me for money. Overall I am 100% satisfied with my purchase."

Thumb Piano

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One reviewer says: "Very comfy in the hands, love this shape much more than square ones. intuitive to play. I bought this for my brother as a gift and tuned it for him because he would have just played it sounding like garbage. Be prepared to tune on your own (just need a screw driver and tuner), I recommend an interesting tuning, look online for ideas. Your finger tips may get a bit raw following maybe an hour or more of playing. The tone is a bit thin and the volume does not travel far. I think it is a great thing to sit on a coffee table to fiddle with and be surprised by how easy it is to riff on."