Stuff That'll Make You Say WTF...I Have To Have That On My Desk

Everyone needs a little help to get through the work day. Whether that be bringing in the coziest blanket you own or listening to soothing music on your headphones, we could all use something to make life in the office just a bit less soul-crushing.

But have you ever considered adding fun, hilarious gadgets to your desk to help boost your spirits when you've had an especially tough day? Luckily for you, I've compiled five sure-fire products to not only brighten your work space but make your desk the highlight of the entire office. And yes, most of them involve crude toilet humor.

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These Sticky Notes That Help You Remember The Important Things

Let's face it: Sticky notes are basically useless. You jot down something important that you don't want to forget, stick it to your monitor or desk, and completely forget about it. Luckily, some smart person decided to change all that by inventing these Time Will Tell - Novelty Sticky Notes. After writing down something you don't want to forget, simply stick one of these to your wrist like a watch and you'll never be able to escape your to-do list ever again.

This Office Supply Station With A Cheeky Twist

Think about your desk at work right now. Would people describe it as "fun"? "Whimsical"? "The only thing that distracts me from how horrible my job is"? I didn't think so. But it can be, thanks to products like this Tech Tools 'The Butt' Office Supply Station. It includes spots for tape, pens and other desk essentials, but in a hilarious new way that your boss and coworkers will love. Or, they'll be horribly offended. Either way, it'll be a conversation starter.

This Special Pen That Your Coworkers Will Definitely Not Steal

Is there anything more annoying than that one coworker who's constantly stealing your pen? They ask to borrow it "just for a second", and a second turns into months and months, leaving you staring longingly at it from across the office and remembering all the good times you had together. Well, let me tell you, this Loftus Your Number 2 Pen! Poo Pen is not one of those easily stolen pens. And even if it is (hey, I'd steal it!) it's an easy one to get back. "Which one was yours again?" "The one shaped like poop." "Oh, that's right."

This Pencil Sharpener That Your Nosiest Coworkers Will Love

Using a dull pencil is one of my biggest pet peeves. There's just something so unsatisfying about it, and there's nothing better than sharpening a pencil into a perfect point to achieve the thinnest line possible. Okay, so there are probably a few things better than this, but it's up there. So why setting for a boring traditional pencil sharpener when you can choose this WackyWhims Funny Nose Pencil Sharpener instead?

This Brilliant Stamp That Everyone Desperately Needs

We've all been there: You're sitting at your desk, minding your own business, when your boss walks over and asks you to take care of something really quick. The only problem is that this happens constantly, and it's not at all part of your job description. So what to you do? Do you swallow your pride and just do it? Or do you buy this Self-Inking Novelty Message Stamp - NOT MY JOB and let your boss know exactly what you think of her little side project.