Losing weight sure isn't as fun as putting it on.

Imagine if there was ice cream that you could shovel into your mouth in the name of fitness. Or if there was a clause in the Chinese buffet that declared that after 4 plates you will start to build abs that would put Miley Cyrus' to shame.

Sadly, that is not a reality that we live in. But that's not to say that the reality that we do live in is anything close to logical. The latest dieting solution to come out of the lab is set to leave you sore, hungry, and involves wedging a chip into your frontal cortex.

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I spent fifteen minutes googling "breakfast burritos" before I got out of bed this morning.