Ladies and gentlemen, it's finally happened - Dogs now have the ability to speak.
Well, kind of.
A new collar has been invented which can translate your dog's barks into swear words. It's one step in the right direction, I suppose...
Keep scrolling for the full story, and to find out where you can get one of the potty-mouthed gadgets for your own pooch.
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We've all wondered what our dogs would say if they could talk to us.
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Would they declare their undying love for us? Would they thank us for consistently providing a warm and loving home for them? Or would they just ask us for more food?Sadly, we may never find out.
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Because, despite their intelligence, dogs simply do not possess the biology to speak in languages as we do.
Whether it be rolling over for a belly rub...
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Or barking incessantly until they get what they want, dogs have acquired their own quirky ways of communicating with their human companions over the years.And, most of the time...
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We feel like we know our four-legged companions well enough to guess what they want from us.But, out of all the things we think our pooches are trying to tell us...
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There are some things that we like to think they are not trying to say.And they are curse words.
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Surely, our dogs are too pure and innocent to want to swear at us?I don't know about you...
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But I think that my dog loves me way too much to ever want to aim such foul language in my direction... I think.But let's be real with ourselves...
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Dogs must go through a lot of frustration with us humans sometimes.Especially those who have been subjected to the cone of shame.
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If you've ever forced your dog into the cone... I'm pretty sure it hates you.
Anyway, someone has obviously been doing a lot of thinking about the daily frustrations our pets must go through...
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And, as a result, they have come up with a nifty little device that can help our pooches relieve these stresses.
It does everything it says on the tin.
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A collar, that allows your dog to cuss. What's not to love?The collar, which is made from a high-quality patent leather...
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Is bark activated, and has a number of different swear words loaded and ready to go whenever your pet makes a noise.Okay, so it isn't your dog's own swear words exactly...
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But it will still spew out a barrage of foul-mouthed insults whenever your pet barks... So it's just as good, right?The collar is a little controversial, to say the least...
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And the company's website, which has the tagline "Go Bark Yourself", warns customers that the collar is not suitable for training, stating: "This collar is NOT a shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use."
Yet, despite the controversy...
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The Cuss Collar has proven to be wildly popular as, at the time of writing, it has completely sold out. You can have a look for when the potty-mouthed collars are back in stock here.