Amazon Is Selling a Bracelet That Will Shock You If You Eat Too Much Fast Food
17 June 2019
Amazon is the perfect place to find a host of practical products, whether you're on the market for a new set of pots and pans, or just stocking up on AAA batteries.
But just scratch the surface, and Amazon is host to some of the strangest products you'll see online. From inexplicable wall decals to insane-but-brilliant inventions, we've gathered together 36 of the weirdest things you can buy on Amazon, including a few you'll probably want immediately.
The latest Amazon innovation? A controversial bracelet that'll give users a shock - quite literally.
via: AmazonLook, you love Nic Cage, I love Nic Cage, we all love Nic Cage. And you need his face on a pillowcase. And that's all there is to this story.
via: AmazonAll you have to do is place this melting piggy over your vegetables in a pot to help steam them perfectly.
via: AmazonYou don't want a box of 100 random ballpoint pens with misprinted company names on them? Of course you do!
via: AmazonYour clubbing outfits deserve these LED light-up false eyelashes! They change into seven colors with the help of a wearable controller that fits right over your ear.
via: AmazonIf you are or you live with a guy who shaves, this shaving bib is a perfect product. It has suction cups that stick right onto the mirror and catch every tiny hair that falls.
via: AmazonThere's nothing quite like walking barefoot on fresh grass, and with these grass flip flops, you can all the time!
via: AmazonYou could be grossed out by the prospect of buying a pair of real live cockroaches on the Internet, or you could name them Simon and Garfunkel and give them all the kissies.
via: AmazonPractice sewing up human skin with this suture pad! It even has three layers to mimic skin, fat, and muscle.
via: AmazonI don't know that there is anyone in the world who really wants bacon-flavored floss, which is why you should buy it right now to give it to someone you want to confuse.
via: AmazonAs if cat people needed another reason to get closer to their furry friends. This spiky tongue will make your kitty purr, and your cat will love you even more than she already does.
via: AmazonThe boyfriend pillow is the greatest because it's just like a man but it doesn't have a head! (You know, the worst part of men.)
via: AmazonThe best part of Lucky Charms are the marshmallows, so why even deal with the healthy wheat bits when you can just have a whole entire bowl of the sweet stuff? And by bowl I mean eight whole pounds. Of marshmallows.
via: AmazonThese two-dollar bills are rare and consecutive. They've never been in circulation and they will be in perfect condition when you receive them. If you're a collector or you don't mind paying $20 for $10, this is for you!
via: AmazonYou may not think you need a sweatband with a mullet wig built into the back of it, but oh boy, you were mistaken.
via: AmazonSomeday, you will need a skin-tight full-body spandex suit, and you don't want to be caught without one. This one comes in seven colors so you can dress as the whole rainbow!
via: AmazonYes, that is a llama with a unicorn horn and a cat on its back. And a rainbow in the background. And UFOs. Don't worry about it. Just wear it everywhere.
via: AmazonThis gummy python is eight feet long and 27 lbs. That's a lot of candy. Like, verging on too much candy. If that exists.
via: AmazonThe sushi bazooka has a fun name, but unfortunately, you don't use it to shoot sushi into the sky. You do, however, put the rice and the fillings inside to form the perfect sushi roll. It comes with an instructional e-book and a sushi mat too!
via: AmazonThe Go Girl allows women to pee while standing up. It fits in your purse or your glove compartment and is perfect for those public restroom debacles and side of the road emergencies.
via: AmazonMaybe you're lonely. Maybe you just like the decor. Whatever it is, this giant wall decal of an elderly woman breathing into her inhaler is here for you.
via: AmazonThis is the perfect gift for the cat lady in your life. And if you are the cat lady in your own life, go ahead. Treat yourself.
via: AmazonThis is a yodeling pickle. It's not anything else. It's a pickle. That yodels. And you or someone you know would very much like to own it.
via: AmazonThese are real live plants that hang upside down in your house looking like green jellyfish. They don't require any soil, just air, water, and care.
via: AmazonHimalayan salt is supposed to have healing and detoxifying properties, hence these salt blocks for your feet. They're supposed to ease your aches and pains.
via: AmazonThe Chambong is "glassware for rapid champagne consumption," which is always a good idea, isn't it? Yeah, it totally is.
via: AmazonWe thought this world was complete. But then we saw this Marilyn Monroe knock-off dog costume and saw this hilarious little bulldog with boobs. And now the world is complete.
via: AmazonBring the club to your shower with this LED light-changing showerhead. It has seven colors that change automatically to make your shower the most fun part of your day.
via: AmazonThe belly bag looks like the beer belly of a dad at a BBQ. This is the perfect gag gift for any person you know. Who doesn't love a fanny pack?
via: AmazonThese tiny hand finger puppets are the creepiest way to say hello. You get a set of 10, so that's 50 fingers!
via: AmazonOne treatment with the Baby Foot Peel and your feet will be molting like snakes in a matter of days. It's so grossly satisfying and you will love it!
via: AmazonThis cool, weird tool totally corrects your nasty ingrown toenails. Sure, it's gross, momentarily. But it's totally worth it.
via: AmazonMany people forget that you have to clean your tongue regularly, but you do! This pack of four tongue cleaners will rid your mouth of nasty bacteria and help keep your chompers clean!
via: AmazonWe all have gas sometimes. These Subtle Butt patches use charcoal to filter your stinky farts. They are discreet and they adhere right to your undergarments.
via: AmazonTaking things in the opposite direction is this bottle of Liquid Ass. It's super gross smelling fart spray. To use on your worst enemies.
via: AmazonIf you are a fan of the super gross, super satisfying pimple popping, this toy will be heaven for you. You can refill it with fake pimple pus and enjoy popping over and over again.
via: AmazonAlthough it's quite an investment as it's currently retailing for $199 through the site. But we guess that, if it manages to get you out of a habit that's truly destroying your quality of life, that's a small price to pay.