Amazon is the perfect place to find a host of practical products, whether you're in the market for a new set of pots and pans, or just stocking up on AAA batteries.

Amazon is host to some of the strangest products that you'll see online. From inexplicable wall decals to insane-but-brilliant inventions, we've gathered together thirty-six of the weirdest things that you can buy on Amazon, including a few that you'll probably want immediately.

But their latest launch has blown all of the others out of the water - quite literally. It's a full sized speed boat, but with a difference. This one is totally inflatable and comes at a surprisingly reasonable price.

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We hope you find these handy products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words is a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.

This Nicolas Cage Pillow Case

Look, you love Nic Cage, I love Nic Cage, we all love Nic Cage. And you need his face on a pillowcase. And that's all there is to this story.

This Melting Pig Steamer

All you have to do is place this melting piggy over your vegetables in a pot to help steam them perfectly.

One hundred Misprinted Pens

You don't want a box of one hundred random ballpoint pens with misprinted company names on them? Of course you do!

These Light-Up False Eyelashes

Your clubbing outfits deserve these LED light-up false eyelashes! They change into seven colors with the help of a wearable controller that fits right over your ear.

This Shaving Bib

If you are, or you live with, a guy who shaves, this shaving bib is a perfect product. It has suction cups that stick right onto the mirror and catch every tiny hair that falls.

These Grass Flip Flops

There's nothing quite like walking barefoot on fresh grass, and with these grass flip flops, you can all the time!

These Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

You could be grossed out by the prospect of buying a pair of real live cockroaches on the Internet, or you could name them Simon and Garfunkel and give them all the kissies.

This Play Suture Kit

Practice sewing up human skin with this suture pad! It even has three layers to mimic skin, fat, and muscle.

This Bacon-Flavored Floss

I don't know that there is anyone in the world who really wants bacon-flavored floss, which is why you should buy it right now to give it to someone you want to confuse.

This Tongue Brush for your cat

As if cat people needed another reason to get closer to their furry friends. This spiky tongue will make your kitty purr, and your cat will love you even more than she already does.

This Boyfriend That's Also a Pillow

The boyfriend pillow is the greatest because it's just like a man but it doesn't have a head! (You know, the worst part of men.)

This 8 lb. Bag of Cereal Marshmallows

The best part of Lucky Charms are the marshmallows, so why even deal with the healthy wheat bits when you can just have a whole entire bowl of the sweet stuff? And by bowl I mean eight whole pounds. Of marshmallows.

These Rare Two-Dollar Bills

These two-dollar bills are rare and consecutive. They've never been in circulation and they will be in perfect condition when you receive them. If you're a collector or you don't mind paying $20 for $10, this is for you!

This Mullet Headband

You may not think you need a sweatband with a mullet wig built into the back of it, but oh boy, you were mistaken.

This Full-Body Suit

Someday, you will need a skin-tight full-body spandex suit, and you don't want to be caught without one. This one comes in seven colors so you can dress as the whole rainbow!

This T-Shirt Depicting a Cat Riding a Llamacorn

Yes, that is a llama with a unicorn horn and a cat on its back. And a rainbow in the background. And UFOs. Don't worry about it. Just wear it everywhere.

This Gigantic Gummy Python

This gummy python is eight feet long and 27 lbs. That's a lot of candy. Like, verging on too much candy. If that exists.

This Sushi Bazooka

The sushi bazooka has a fun name, but unfortunately, you don't use it to shoot sushi into the sky. You do, however, put the rice and the fillings inside to form the perfect sushi roll. It comes with an instructional e-book and a sushi mat too!

This Female Urination Device

The Go Girl allows women to pee while standing up. It fits in your purse or your glove compartment and is perfect for those public restroom debacles and side of the road emergencies.

This Wall Decal of an Old Woman with Asthma

Maybe you're lonely. Maybe you just like the decor. Whatever it is, this giant wall decal of an elderly woman breathing into her inhaler is here for you.

This Cat Butt Tissue Holder

This is the perfect gift for the cat lady in your life. And if you are the cat lady in your own life, go ahead. Treat yourself.

This Giant Watermelon Slicer

It's an apple corer! But gigantic! For watermelons!

This Yodeling Pickle

This is a yodeling pickle. It's not anything else. It's a pickle. That yodels. And you or someone you know would very much like to own it.

These Jellyfish Air Plants

These are real live plants that hang upside down in your house looking like green jellyfish. They don't require any soil, just air, water, and care.

These Salt Blocks for Your Feet

Himalayan salt is supposed to have healing and detoxifying properties, hence these salt blocks for your feet. They're supposed to ease your aches and pains.

These Chambongs

The Chambong is "glassware for rapid champagne consumption," which is always a good idea, isn't it? Yeah, it totally is.

This Busty Dog Costume

We thought this world was complete. But then we saw this Marilyn Monroe knock-off dog costume and saw this hilarious little bulldog with boobs. And now the world is complete.

This Light-Up Shower Head

Bring the club to your shower with this LED light-changing showerhead. It has seven colors that change automatically to make your shower the most fun part of your day.

This Fanny Pack That Looks Like a Man Belly

The belly bag looks like the beer belly of a dad at a BBQ. This is the perfect gag gift for any person you know. Who doesn't love a fanny pack?

These Tiny Hands

These tiny hand finger puppets are the creepiest way to say hello. You get a set of 10, so that's 50 fingers!

This Exfoliating Foot Peel

One treatment with the Baby Foot Peel and your feet will be molting like snakes in a matter of days. It's so grossly satisfying and you will love it!

This Ingrown Toenail Fixer

This cool, weird tool totally corrects your nasty ingrown toenails. Sure, it's gross, momentarily. But it's totally worth it.

This Tongue Brush

Many people forget that you have to clean your tongue regularly, but you do! This pack of four tongue cleaners will rid your mouth of nasty bacteria and help keep your chompers clean!

These Fart Pads

We all have gas sometimes. These Subtle Butt patches use charcoal to filter your stinky farts. They are discreet and they adhere right to your undergarments.

Something Called Liquid Ass

Taking things in the opposite direction is this bottle of Liquid Ass. It's super gross smelling fart spray. To use on your worst enemies.

This Pimple Popping Toy

If you are a fan of the super gross, super satisfying pimple popping, this toy will be heaven for you. You can refill it with fake pimple pus and enjoy popping over and over again.

But the latest launch is the most innovative of all.

The latest product that has really captured the internet's attention is one of Amazon's best products yet. We're finding it pretty hard to resist adding this to our cart.

For most of us, owning a speed boat is something of a pipe dream.

But Amazon has come up with an innovative solution that makes even this luxe purchase affordable. They've created an inflatable version.

The boat can fit up to six passengers.

The Inflatable Bay Breeze Boat Party Island promises maximum comfort and a luxurious feel, and can be used both in water and on dry land.

But that's not even the best part.

This boat is the perfect place to enjoy a summertime beverage - with eight cup holders and even a built-in cooler to ensure that your drinks are kept at their perfect temperature.

We know how we want to spend our summer.

And if you're feeling similarly tempted, the boat costs around $280 and is available from (where else?) Amazon, right here!