The internet can be a very strange place. There's something out there for every possible interest known to mankind. Amazon is no exception. While you can hit up Amazon for everything from garbage bags to a new set of sheets to a zucchini spiralizer, there are certain things on Amazon that may leave you scratching your head. After all, who really would buy those unicorn poop earrings ? Who would jump for joy over that baguette-shaped pillow ? What kind of person would find relief in a pimple-popping stress ball ? If the answer to the above is you , well, no judgments. Clearly there are many weird things on Amazon proud oddballs would purchase — and this weirdo rounded them all up for you. Click through!
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Unicorn Poop Earrings For A Colorful Pop Of Fun
Sure, you may not have encountered
unicorn poop
in the wild, but these rainbow swirl earrings are exactly how we imagine it would look. They'll provide a pop of color to your earlobes — and you don't even have to tell anyone that they're technically poop.
A Unicorn Squirrel Feeder That Will Leave Your Neighbors Confused
If you've ever thought the squirrels in your yard should look a little more like unicorns...well, you may in fact be alone in that. Still, this
squirrel feeder
— which has squirrels pop their heads right into a giant unicorn mask, where the food is located — is guaranteed to provide an entertaining time.
A Musical Instrument That's Almost Too Cute To Play
This
Japanese instrument
is typically designed like a music note. Here, though, it's shaped like a happy cat. See if you can advance to playing something other than "Hot Crossed Buns" and "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
A So-Called Face Slimmer For When You Want To Exercise Your Mouth
Umm, can this so-called
face slimmer
actually make your cheekbones pop? The jury is still out. If you've ever wanted to exercise your face muscles though, at least you don't have to hit the gym for it.
An Octopus Mug For Sipping In Style
It's kind of creepy, kind of cute: This
octopus mug
will definitely stand out amongst any boring white cups you have in your collection.
An Inflatable Bull For Turning Your Pool Into A Rodeo
You don't have to save your bull riding days for the rodeo (or the country western bar.) This
inflatable bull toy
replicates the experience right in your pool.
A Pizza Float For Chilling Out On Cheese
There's no bad time for pizza, right? This
inflatable pizza raft
means you'll be daydreaming of cheesy goodness while floating along in your pool.
An Alligator Toy Big Enough To Cuddle
Hugging an alligator in real life is a no-no, but this adorable
oversized stuffed animal
is perfect for cuddling with when you're sleeping solo.
A Dinosaur Waffle Maker For A Fun Breakfast
Normal waffles are for normal people. This
dinosaur mini waffle maker
will create cute, memorable cakes you'll want to have for every meal.
Fish Sandals For The Fisherman In Your Life
If fishing is your passion, why not show it off at the beach? These
fish sandals
definitely smell better than your latest catch.
Sassy Coasters You'll Love Displaying On Your Coffee Table
Coasters don't have to be for stuffy people afraid of getting rings on their nice hardwood table. This
set of funny coasters
will remind you of the perks of drinking...while yes, keeping that hardwood table safe and clean.
An Adult Coloring Book That Makes A Perfect Gag Gift
Most adult coloring books feature soothing images. This
adult coloring book
features pooping animals. This book is the ideal gag gift for a friend — but maybe not great for your boss.
A Giraffe Paper Towel Holder To Put That Neck To Good Use
You don't have to settle for the same boring paper towel holder you always buy. Put your paper towels on this
long giraffe neck
instead, and see how long it takes for your friends to notice the zoo animal in your kitchen.
A Watermelon Keg Kit So You Can Use Your Fruit Scraps For Good
Get back to nature: This
watermelon keg tapping kit
allows you to turn your favorite fruit into a device to store beer, fruit, and whatever other beverage you fancy. It also works with a pumpkin!
A Monkey Peeler That Makes A Kitchen Chore A Little More Fun
Peeling fruits and vegetables is a chore, but this adorable
monkey peeler
is just one way to make it more fun.
A Sloth Blanket For When You Can Barely Move
If you're feeling lazy, channel the animal that knows how to slow down with this
sloth blanket
. Curl up and binge as much Netflix as you want — you and your sloth friend are in this together.
A Cat Tissue Holder With A Funny Surprise
If allergies have you running for the tissues, you'll get a lot of laughs out of this
cat butt tissue holder.
A Box Full Of Pizza Socks For The Person Who Can't Get Enough 'Za
Once you get over the initial disappointment of not having real, cheesy pizza, you'll realize that this
set of socks that comes in a pizza box
is the ideal ode to your favorite food.
A Shark Pool Float For The Ferocious Sunbather In All Of Us
A shark in the water is usually a good reason to get out. This
shark pool float,
however, is just the reason to dip into the water. Just don't scare the kids with your fierce float.
A Beer Belly Fanny Pack That Will Confuse Everyone
It's time to show a little skin. This
beer belly fanny pack
will hold your phone, wallet, and keys, while making everyone else at the amusement park do a double take.
A Set Of Colorful Knives That Are Prettier Than They Need To Be
Most knife blades come in exactly one pattern — that is, no pattern at all. This
set of knives
features pretty landscapes on each blade. Just make sure you don't get distracted by the art while cutting up that apple.
A Cat Statue That Will Send Your Gnomes Running In Fear
If garden gnomes are not so much your aesthetic, this
statue of a cat
attempting to snack on them may be the thing to put amongst your plants instead.
A Rock Painting Kit So You Can Finally Make Your Own Pet Rock
Who needs a pet dog when you can make your own pet rock? This
rock painting kit
may seem like a silly arts and craft project at first glance, but if you're looking for a fun way to decorate your outdoor space, look no further than these pretty painted rocks.
A Money Rug For When You're All About The Benjamins
You may not have enough cash to drop thousands on a fancy imported rug, but you likely can afford this
money-shaped runner.
Throw it in your hallway and have your friends ooh and ahh over their bougie buddy.
Cat Ice Cube Trays For The Feline Lover
If you prefer cats to people, then no glass of lemonade is complete without these
adorable cat ice cubes.
Even the tray is shaped like a cat!
A Hoodie That Celebrates A Perfect Food
Instant ramen is one of the easiest and cheapest foods one can buy — which is why it's really time it got the love it deserved. This
ramen-themed hoodie
is a tribute to the food that got you through long nights at the office.
An Umbrella Hat For The Lazy Rain Dweller
Umbrellas may keep you dry in the worst weather, but they're also a little exhausting to hold, no? Enter the
umbrella hat
, and save your arms from soreness. Who cares if you look a tiny bit silly?
A Cat Costume That's Too Cute For Words
Cats dressed up like people is a common theme in the cutest internet memes. This
pirate costume for your cat
will make everyone want to photograph her adorable little face.
A Unicorn Hoodie For Your Whimsical Side
Only the most whimsical of people will don this
unicorn hoodie
, which even comes with its very own horn.
A Skull Cake Mold For The Spookiest Desserts
Your dark and brooding soul can't have a normal birthday cake. This
skull cake mold
is the answer you've been looking for: You still get to celebrate with chocolate cake, but now, it's shaped like death. How fun!
A Rolling Alarm Clock For When You Really Can't Get Up
It takes a special person to ignore the blaring of an alarm clock by throwing their head under a pillow. This
rolling alarm clock
will make you chase it in order to turn it off.
A Money Saving Cube That's...A Little Scary, Actually
Banks are nice...for "normal" people. For everyone else, there is this
money-saving box
whose face will likely haunt your nightmares.
Animal Socks That Transform Your Feet
Throw away all your white socks right now. These
animal socks
will turn your feet into dinosaur talons, allowing you to indulge in your greatest Jurassic Park dreams.
A Pimple Popping Stress Ball That's Gross & Satisfying
Stress balls are one way to decompress after a hard day. This one has an added benefit: If you are a self-proclaimed pimple-popping fanatic, ignore your own face and "pop" the pimples of this
stress ball
instead.
A Set Of Mean Balloons For A Goofy Birthday Gift
Sure, it's your friend's birthday, but that doesn't mean you have to go the traditional sweet birthday balloon route. These
sarcastic and snarky balloons
may confuse your friend, but hey, at least you got them birthday balloons in the first place...right?!?