Embarrassing things happen to literally everyone...but somehow, that doesn't make them any less embarrassing when they happen to you. We can't stop those embarrassing things from happening, but we can provide you with a list of embarrassing things that you can buy online and have delivered right to your door, saving you the humiliating trip to the store.
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This Earwax Removal Tool Gets Alllll the Wax Out
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You know you're not supposed to use Q-tips to clean out your ears, right? But that doesn't mean you have to live with waxy buildup forever. The Ototek loop has a built-in guard that keeps you from doing any damage to your ear while still getting the sweet relief of no more wax.This Toe Nail Corrector Will Straigten You Out
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If you've ever dealt with an ingrown toenail, you know how much of a pain in the neck (and the foot) they can be. This fancy tool gently flattens your toenail in about 30 minutes with no pain.This Blackhead Remover Kit Comes with Its Own Fancy Carrying Case
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The kit includes five different stainless steel tools (and a chart that specifies where and how to use each one). Use them to remove blackheads, acne, and other blemishes.This Diotomaceous Earth Is Bugs' Worst Enemy
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This stuff is completely safe for humans and pets but wreaks havoc on cockroaches and other bugs. Put it in a condiment bottle and "puff" it all over any surface bugs walk on and your bug problem will soon be a thing of the past.These Nasal Dilators Keep Snoring at Bay
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Plug these babies into your nostrils and you (and your partner) will enjoy a quiet, snore-free night of sleep! They're super subtle, too, saving you any embarrassment from other breathing strips.This Personal Massager Has Really Great Reviews
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It's rechargeable (no more buying batteries!) and features 10 whisper-quiet vibration modes with five different speeds. With more than 1,000 positive Amazon reviews, it seems like the people who buy this wand massager are highly satisfied. ;)These Air Purifier Bags Absorb All Kinds of Stink
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They're filled with activated charcoal that effectively absorbs stinky smells. Put 'em in your gym shoes, your closet, your car — anywhere with a little bit of funk.This Foot Peel Is Freaky but Effective
Put an end to dry, cracked heels with the Baby Foot Peel. Simply wear the plastic "socks" for about an hour, and in a few days, the dead skin will be sloughing off your foot, revealing baby-smooth skin in its place. It might freak you out a little bit, but the result is totally worth it.This Foot Spray Is Another Great Option for Those with Stinky Feet
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You can either spray it directly on your feet or in your shoes (or both!). The all-natural, anti-bacterial spray is made from essential oils that destroy foot odor. It also feels super refreshing! You may even want to use it when your feet don't stink!Use This Wart Remover to Blast Away Embarrassing Warts
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Warts are certainly not the worst thing that could happen to you, but nobody really wants to go to the store and ask where they keep the wart remover. Buy it online instead!Grab This Vaginal Anti-Fungal Now So You Have It Just in Case
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Get the treatment you need without announcing to the cashier that you've got a yeast infection. This is probably what the Internet was made for, ya know?This High-Fiber Cereal Will Make You Poop Like a Champion
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For days you're feeling a little bogged down...or backed up, you really can't overstate the benefits of getting enough fiber in your diet. This cereal provides 100 percent of your daily fiber (both soluble and insoluble) in 1.6 servings. It's the No. 1 choice for No. 2'sThese Moisturizing Socks Are Super Comfy!
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They probably won't win any fashion awards, but they will soften your dry, callused feet! These socks are lined with a moisturizing gel that slowly releases botanical oils and vitamins for an at-home spa treatment that's as easy as slipping on some socks and walking around your house.The HemmorWedge Provides Relief from Hemmorhoids
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Store them in your freezer and they'll always be ready to go whenever you need 'em. Their unique shape allows you to place them...exactly where you want to.Your Toenails Are No Match for These Heavy Duty Toenail Clippers
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They have extra wide jaws to deal with the thickest, gnarliest toenails. They also have a wider handle which makes them easier to maneuver and operate.This Armpit Stain Remover Can Make Your White Shirts Wearable Again
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(It also works on color fabrics!) This stuff removes odors and stains from both sweat and antiperspirant. It's made with organic, all-natural ingredients and doesn't contain any harsh chemicals.You Can Also Use These Underarm Shields
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These disposable shields provide another barrier between your armpit and your clothing. They'll soak up the sweat so it doesn't make visible stains on your shirt.This Pre-Wash Stick Keeps Your Undies Clean
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This enzymatic cleaner breaks down all varieties of stains and helps your underwear get clean no matter what temperature you use to wash it. Simply rub it on your underwear before throwing them in the wash and you're all set!This Posture Corrector Will Help Keep Your Back Straight
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Most people could benefit from working on their posture. This clever harness can be easily adjusted to fit just about anyone. It gently corrects your posture to ensure you're looking and feeling your best.Got Sweaty Hands? Then You'll Love This Hand Lotion
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It's basically antiperspirant for your hands, although it absorbs quickly and doesn't leave behind any residue. Simply wash your hands and apply a pea-sized amount of lotion before bedtime and throughout the day as you need it.This Fashion Tape Actually Helps You Avoid Embarrassing Situations
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This invisible, double-sided tape makes wearing a plunging neckline or strapless top so much more comfortable. It'll keep you safe from wardrobe malfunctions and other mishaps.This Toe Straightener Gently Corrects Hammer Toes
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The gel straightener reduces rubbing and pressure between your toes and keeps them properly aligned as you walk. They're lightweight, stretchy, and fit toes of just about any size.Eliminate Visible Panty Lines with This Cat-Shaped Thong
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This thong has no straps and is completely invisible under whatever clothes you decide to wear. The cat-shaped back uses a special adhesive that attaches directly to the small of your back and can be washed and reused up to 40 times.This Odor-Absorbing Gel Will Make Your Home Smell Less Funky
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If your room (or closet, or car) is giving off some funky odors, it's time to get a jar of this odor-absorbing gel. Each jar lasts for up to 60 days and absorbs pet, smoke, food, and bathroom odors. It's also non-toxic and non-hazardous.Spray Poo-Pourri Before You "Go"
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It creates a barrier on top of the toilet water that magically traps smells! This stuff has more than 10,000 reviews on Amazon!This Body and Face Cream Can Fix Pretty Much Anything
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Use it to address acne or acne scars, fine lines, stretch marks, sun spots, itchy skin — basically anything that might make you feel a little self-conscious at times. Some people refer to it as a miracle cream! It also smells amazing and is 100 percent cruelty-free.Keep a Pair of Instant Underpants Handy...Just in Case
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The only thing worse than needing to change your underwear is needing to change it and not having a spare set handy. This tiny tin contains a small fabric pellet that becomes a pair of underpants — all you have to do is add water. And yes, technically, that means you'll have a pair of wet underpants, but it's better than nothing, right?This Underwear Makes Your Butt Look Good
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Give your toosh an instant boost with these butt-enhancing undies. They have pre-shaped contour foam that looks super natural and can be worn under everyday clothes or more formal outfits.This Lotion Will Keep Your Junk Fresh
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This soothing cream dries as a cooling, silky powder to protect against chafing and...swampiness. It doesn't contain talc, parabens, or aluminum.This Shampoo Brush Is Perfect for People with Dandruff
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The unique design allows you to scrub your scalp thoroughly, removing dead skin and preventing additional buildup.This Anti-Dandruff Shampoo Is Also Great
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People swear by this stuff. Use it just twice a week to fight dandruff outbreaks, including the flaking, scaling, and itching that come with them.This Mouth Rinse Eliminates Bad Breath
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If you've noticed people standing farther away from you when you talk...it might be time to consider using a mouthwash. This one is specially formulated to prevent bad breath.This Tongue Scraper Also Helps with Bad Breath
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Most of the bacteria that cause bad breath are found on your tongue, and your toothbrush can't get 'em all. That's where this tongue scraper comes in. Simply run it over your tongue after you brush and the stinky bacteria will be scraped away.This Cold Sore Treatment Works in Just One Day
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Apply it to your cold sore and rest assured that the embarrassing spot will disappear in practically no time at all — and without having to brave a trip to the pharmacy.This Face Exerciser Apparently Makes Your Face Slimmer
You place it in your mouth and then bite down on it. After a few minutes, you'll notice your jaw is getting quite the workout, which can lead to your face appearing slimmer overall. That being said, you'll look kinda ridiculous. This is probably something you'll want to use in the comfort of your own home.It's Always Smart to Keep Some Anti-Diarrhea Medicine On-Hand
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It's much better to have some of this stuff and not need it than to need it and not have it...and also not be able to leave your house to get some. Better stock up.This Stool Softener Is Another Poop-Related Thing You May Need in Your Life
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Some people need stool softeners. Most people don't want to buy them in public. Now you don't have to!