35 of the Craziest Products on Amazon You Might Actually Want

Do you really know what you need? So many little annoyances plague our day-to-day lives, it gets hard to keep track of them. Luckily, there are tons of products, from the downright whimsical to the immensely helpful, ready to brighten your life.

Whether you need some special kitchen gadgets, quirky tech, or just a mug that makes you laugh, there’s something here for you.

If you find something you absolutely have to have, we might get a slice of the revenue from your purchase.

An Easy Way to Spend Less Time on the Toilet

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Time to get personal: you’re totally pooping wrong. In the Western world, we have forgotten the art of the squat. The Squatty Potty gets you into a seated squat, and this posture helps things move more efficiently. Unlike a footstool, it’s designed to wrap around the base of your toilet when not in use, so you won’t trip on it.

These Disposable Pads Prevent Unsightly Armpit Stains

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We all sweat, but some of us sweat hard. Whether you have action-packed days or you perspire out of nervousness, these pads will soak it up. They stick to the inside of your top to keep it dry and free from stains and odors.

This, Um, Charming Egg Separator

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You might swipe left on this guy on Tinder, but he’s handy around the kitchen. Separating egg whites from their yolks through his nose will tickle kids and the young at heart.

This Axe Is Also a Hammer and, Like, Eight Other Things

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Bushcrafters rejoice! If you spend a lot of time outdoors or you want a little more from a Swiss Army Knife, this multi-tool is for you. This compact tool can get you out of just about any jam the world throws at you. Or you could just file your nails.

This Salon-Worthy Scalp Massager

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The best part about going to a salon is the otherworldly head massage you get when they shampoo your hair. Bring that experience home with this palm-sized brush and upgrade your hair care routine.

This Lucrative Bar of Soap

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While you’re in the shower, why not countdown to a payday? Each bar of this pearberry soap holds a single bill. It could be $1 or as much as $50! Worst case scenario, you’re getting a rebate; best case scenario, you’ve nearly quintupled your money.

A Funny Mug to Help You Flush Out Some Caffeine

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This silly mug is great for yourself, a gag gift, or for a furry friend who’s a little too friendly with actual toilets. Whatever you get it for, you can be sure that people will do a double take when they see it in action.

This S’mores Maker Brings the Outdoors Inside

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When it’s too cold to camp you might think that s’mores are out of the question. Wrong! Bring the coziness of a campfire into your home with this electric s’more maker. The tray holds all your ingredients without melting them and there are two roasting forks for your marshmallows.

These Handy Gloves Will Light up Your Workspace

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If you do intricate work with your hands in tight spaces, you know the limitations of a headlamp. These gloves have little LEDs on the thumb and index finger so you can illuminate tiny, well, anything!

This Shaping Tool Helps You Craft a Neater Beard

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Don’t be that guy with the misshapen beard. Beard oils and conditioners are all the rage, but shaping is oft forgotten. This multipurpose tool will guide you to perfect curved, step, and goatee cuts for a polished look.

This Nail Polish Bottle Holder Makes Doing Your Nails a Breeze

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When you do your nails at home, you’re often dealing with a low surface like a coffee table. Stop bending and spilling polish on your floor with this ring. The holder can be adjusted to fit just about any nail polish size and lets you relax more while you pamper yourself.

This Genius Scorer for Smokier Hot Dogs

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Best used on cold links, this hot dog scorer creates a criss-cross pattern. In addition to allowing the smokiness of a grill to the further flavor the hot dog, your condiments have nowhere to run!

This Bag Handle Will Save Your Fingers

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Whether you use a reusable or plastic bags, you know that heavy ones dig into your hands. Take a load off with these handles that can hold up to 50 lbs. Their ergonomic design helps you carry multiple bags with ease.

This Face Mask Is a Breath of Fresh Air

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Upgrade your sheet masks with this oxidizing version. Just place the mask on your face and watch the bubbles go! The expanding bubbles get deep into your pores and you can wash it all off.

This Headache Hat Will Help Ease Your Pain

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If you suffer from headaches and migraines, you might know about the curative powers of ice. You also know that melting ice is a whole other headache. This nifty headband can be wrapped in a few different ways to soothe your headache without any mess or freezer burn.

Illuminate Your Late-Night Bathroom Runs with This Toilet Light

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The best way to struggle to fall back asleep is to turn on the light during that 2 A.M. bathroom run. This motion-activated light helps you handle your business and get back to your dreams.

This Collectible Turntable Plays Oreos

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This kit is for true Oreo lovers only! In addition to five boxes of three different types of Oreos, you get a little music box that plays Oreos. The song changes every time you take a bite of the cookie and you can also record your own message.

These Funky Glasses Help You See Screens While You’re Lying Down

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Sure, you could use these glasses to read a book, but we’ve all wanted to lay all the way down while watching or playing something. You might feel silly using them at first, but you’ll soon be way too comfortable to care about how they look.

These Beer Chillers Are Pretty Cool

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This chilling tool fits into most standard glass bottles with ease, creating a seal at the top. From below the seal to the top is hollow, essentially creating a straw with the same feel of drinking out of the bottle.

This Sushi Roller for Frugal and Adventurous Chefs

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Making sushi at home just got easier. Whether you want to test out some new flavor combinations or just need to curb your sushi habit, this roller makes homemade sushi a reality.

Create Your Own Rainbows with This Prismatic Toy

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A delight for all, from kiddos to Fidos, this rainbow maker creates multiple dancing prisms via Swarovski Crystals. Just hang it near or suction it to a window and let it work its solar-powered magic.

This Bug Catcher Is Completely Humane

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Want a foolproof catch and release method for bugs? This tool will keep the bug at a reasonable distance when you trap it and set it free. The chamber is magnified so you can identify it (handy for spiders and curious kids).

This Wine Glass for Serious Vino Drinkers

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This wine stopper is also a glass. And an aerator. Skip several steps and formalities, and just start drinking out of the bottle. We’re not judging you.

An Effective Combination Lock for Your Ice Cream

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Whether your roommates pay rent or are freeloaders (kids), the fridge and freezer are a war zone. Lay claim to your pint of ice cream with this combination lock because sharing has its limits, man.

This Butter Slicer Makes Perfect Pats

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For your toast, pancakes, and baked potatoes the perfect pat of butter is essential. With one click of this butter cutter, you’ll get it. Just be sure to grab a multisize version if you live on the West Coast so our thicker butter sticks will fit.

This One-Stop Breakfast Shop

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If you’re short on kitchen space (or an entire kitchen), this appliance does it all. The toaster oven can handle most of the tall orders with the added benefit of a coffee maker and a griddle.

A Whisk Wiper That Gets Every Last Ounce of Batter

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Whisks famously don’t like to be clean and often cling to batter for dear life. This wiper goes on the included whisk before you start mixing and then you slide it back off to get all of your batter. The wiper also acts as a counter stand and helps you prop up the whisk on the edge of a bowl.

These Taco Holders Make Assembly and Eating a Breeze

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These holders revolutionize taco night! They can hold hard shells for one-handed assembly and keep soft shells together. The best part? Think of all the soft shell tacos that can fit on your plate now.

This Futuristic Bowl Makes Sure You Never Eat Soggy Cereal Again

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Are you a slow cereal eater? Well, take your time because this bowl was designed with you in mind. An elevated bowl section holds dry cereal that you can scoop down into the milk side of the bowl.

This Effective Tool for Buff Fingers

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Do you even lift? Even the most fitness-conscious can forget about the importance of hand strength. Whether you want to open every jar on the planet, want to play an instrument, or up your rock climbing game, this gizmo can help. Traditional tools exercise the whole hand, but this allows to work on individual fingers.

The Only Milk Frother You’ll Ever Need

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Take your kitchen cafe to the next level with this electric frother. You can create both hot and cold frothy milk, plus you can just heat the milk up for some hot cocoa.

This Multipurpose Tool for Most of Your Wine Bottle Needs

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Not everyone can afford a wine cellar or cooler, so the Corkcicle Air chills your wine for you. It also aerates and pours your wine because we all deserve decanted vino.

These Beer Savers Save More Than Just Beer

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some heroes create a seal on glass bottles to preserve a drink’s freshness and effervescence.

This DIY VR Headset Will Change How You Use Your Phone

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Most phones will fit into this cardboard VR headset. You get to make it yourself with the added assurance that it works with Google Cardboard. Immerse yourself in a craft project and then the digital world!

This Detangling Dryer Will Cut Down on Your Styling Time

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Anyone with frizzy hair, whether it’s straight or tightly coiled, can benefit from this styling tool. Air comes out of the paddle dryer, quickly drying and smoothing the hair. Depending on your hair’s texture, this can also replace your flat iron. Sleek tresses await you!