I am not an energetic man. Call me what you will — lazy, slothful, couch potato — the fact is, I simply prefer to maintain an extremely favorable energy-expended to results-achieved ratio.
So I feel especially qualified to inform today's selection of 31 products perfect for very efficient (or perhaps, lazy) humans such as myself.
From the ultimate couch accessory to the perfect personal assistant, these ingenious inventions will maximize your energy-conserving comfort.
We hope you find these products as perfect for the couch-inclined as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words participates in Amazon's affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.
The Couch Coaster So You'll Always Have Your Drink Within Arm's Reach
via: Couch Coaster
Sometimes that coffee table is just too far away. Find it on AmazonThe Tablift Tablet Stand Lets You Preserve Valuable Arm Energy
via: Tablift
Because sometimes that iPad can just be surprisingly heavy. Find it on AmazonThis Gooseneck Phone Holder Which Clips On Anywhere
via: Avantree
You've got better things to do with your hands than waste them holding your phone. Find it on AmazonThis Top-Selling Mermaid Blanket That'll Keep You Cozy All Day Long
via: LAGHCAT
I'm a grown man and I could get just so insanely cozy in one of these. Find it on AmazonThese Adorable Character Slippers So Your Toes Will Stay Toasty
via: Groupon
When it comes to a long, hard day relaxing around the house, a quality set of slippers is a necessity. So they might as well be fun. Find them on AmazonThese Silicone Glasses Will Provide Shatterproof Drink Delivery
via: Brovino
There's nothing that expends more unnecessary energy than cleaning up a broken glass. Thus, it pays to invest in a high-quality, shatter-free solution to ensure you'll enjoy your beverage uninterrupted. Find them on AmazonThis Ultra-Luxe Bath Caddy Will Make It Unnecessary To Ever Leave The Tub
via: Royal Craft Wood
This 100% bamboo bath caddy is the first step towards a fully bathtub-lived life. Find it on AmazonThis Couch Caddy Makes Your Couch Arms Work For You
via: eBay
Yet another accessory that'll make your couch your own all-inclusive island of comfort. Find it on AmazonThis 3-In-1 Breakfast Maker That'll Maximize Your Morning Efficiency
Finally, no more of those long walks between the coffee maker, toaster and stovetop! Find it on AmazonThese Ultra-Long Straws Will Span The Gulf Between Your Couch And Coffee Table
via: Freedom Distributors
These straws are 28 inches long. That's two feet, four inches of articulating straw action, perfect for people who truly have their priorities straight. Find them on AmazonThis Banana-Specific Slicer That Will Save Valuable Time
via: Hutzler Co.
Right now, you're probably spending interminable seconds slicing your bananas slice-by-slice. Get efficient, and do it in one fell swoop. Find it on AmazonOne Of These Top-Rated Battery Banks So You Don't Have To Leave Your Couch To Charge Your Phone
via: Anker
Is there any worse feeling than having an ultra-comfy couch session interrupted by the "Low Battery" warning of doom? Find it on AmazonThis Hydration Pack So Can Drink Your Beverage Anywhere
via: Miracol
Sure, hydration packs were originally intended for those outdoorsy types, but they also make fantastic drink solutions for the indoorsy crowd. Find it on AmazonThis Memory Foam Seat Cushion Will Protect You From Pain
via: eBay
If you're going to commit to the seated lifestyle, you'll want something to bolster your bum. And you can't go wrong with this top-rated pillow. Find it on AmazonThese Shadow Shields Will Make Perfect Makeup Insanely Easy
via: Shadow Shields
Just because you're a homebody, doesn't mean you don't want to look good. Make your makeup routine insanely easy with these beloved Shadow Shields. Find them on AmazonThis Reacher Grabber Will Extend Your Reach By Feet
via: Vive Health
Never again will your remote be out of reach. Find it on AmazonAmazon's Most Popular Universal Remote Will Control Every Beloved Entertainment Device You Own
via: Inteset
These universal remotes control basically anything. And they're affordable enough to buy a backup (or two) for when they fall between the cushions. Find it on AmazonThe Ring Video Doorbell So You Can Answer The Door Through Your Phone
via: Ring
With the Ring, you can even answer the door when you're away from home (on that rare occasion). Find it on AmazonThis Very Popular Lap Desk So Working From Home = Working From Couch
via: eBay
It even comes in four different colors, for perfect couch color coordination. Find it on AmazonThis Ultra-Long Lightning Cable Will Power Your Phone From Ten Feet Away
via: Anker
Finally, you won't be bound to the side of the couch near the outlet. Find it on AmazonThis Shiatsu Massager That'll Soothe And Heat Your Well-Rested Feet
via: Beurer
Just because you've avoided being on your feet all day, doesn't mean you can't enjoy some serious sole shiatsu. Find it on AmazonThis To-Do Notepad That Has Its Priorities Straight
via: Knock Knock
Why do something today which can be done tomorrow? Find it on AmazonThe Roomba Robotic Vacuum Will Clean Your Floors While You Watch From The Comfort Of Your Couch
via: iRobot
Just imagine relaxing on the couch, watching this hockey puck of a robot clean your entire house. It's easily worth the modest investment. Find it on AmazonThis Adult Onesie That'll Be The Last Piece Of Clothing You'll Ever Need
via: Skyline
Seriously. If you're committing to a couch-centric lifestyle, this is the required couch-wear. Invest in a set of seven (there are many colors to choose from) and rotate them. Find it on AmazonThis Self-Stirring Mug That Might Actually Have Gone Too Far
via: Pinterest
Seriously. If you don't have the energy to actually stir your coffee, it may be time to seek help. Find it on AmazonThis Meal Replacement Drink That'll Save You Valuable Chewing Energy
via: Soylent
The oddly named Soylent (of Charleton Heston's "Soylent green is people!" fame) is the top of the heap in the meal replacement industry. Don't feel like cooking? Crack open a Soylent and get busy relaxing. Find Soylent on AmazonWe hope you find these products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: We are a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page. Prices on Amazon fluctuate so anything mentioned below might change as soon we publish it!
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