Twenty-six of the strangest, weirdest, and let's be honest, grossest skincare products on the market. From gag-worthy-yet-I-want-that pore vacuums, to treatments that make your feet peel off, these weirdos might be the perfect new addition to your hygienic regimen.
We hope you find these products as fascinating as we do. We've picked them out to share because we love them, not because we're being paid to. However, 22Words does participate in the Amazon affiliate program, and can receive a share of sales from links on this page.
Someone Invented Face Masks For Your Fingertips And They're Insane
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You've spent countless hours treating your face to moisturizers, masks, peels, and who knows what else. You can't spare some time to make sure your finger-tip game's equally on point? Find them on AmazonThis Microderm Abrasion Gadget That Literally Vacuums Out Your Pores
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That. Is. Gross. And I really wonder how it'd work on me. Find it on AmazonThese Classic Biore Strips That'll Empty Out Your Pores
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Who doesn't love these things? And they're as gross as they are effective. Find the Biore pore strips on AmazonThis 4-In-1 Blackhead Removal Tool That's Disgustingly Effective
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Not gonna lie: these extraction tools have always freaked me out. But they're a seriously effective and gentle way to keep your skin clear. Find the blackhead removal tool on AmazonThese Ultra-Sharp Tweezers Literally Pluck The Plugs From Your Pores
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Sure, you could make use of these ultra-sharp tweezers for removing slivers, but that's a waste of their pore-clearing potential. Find them on AmazonThis Black Sugar Mask That'll Make Your Skin Sweetly Soft
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Not gonna like, this stuff looks delicious. The mask embraces the abrasive power of Brazilian black sugar crystals to all-naturally exfoliate that dead skin off your face. Find it on AmazonThis Baby Foot Peel That'll Make Peeling Your Feet Disgustingly Addictive
Yeah, that's disgusting. And I need to try it ASAP. Find the Baby Foot peel on AmazonThese Specialty Washcloth Mitten That'll Exfoliate All Your Dead Skin
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If you haven't used one of these, you need to. Watching the Baiden mitten quickly amass all your dead skin into light grey rolls... it's disgusting. And so addictive. Find the Baiden Mitten on AmazonThis Classic Black Face Mask That's A Grossly Satisfying Experience
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These black masks are everywhere now, and that doesn't make them any less fun to use. It's like peeling a black balloon off your face. Only with all sorts of nastiness attached. Find the My Scheming black mask on AmazonThis Undeniably Hilarious Carbonated Mask That Foams The Filth Right Off Your Face
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Even if this thing didn't work, I'd still be in just for the experience. Fortunately, it does. Find the foaming mask on AmazonThis Hydrating Clay Mask That Utilizes Mud From The Dead Sea
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If you're looking for a less ebullient mask experience, this mask'll do nicely. Packed with minerals from the mud at the lowest elevation on earth, it promises to moisturize and revitalize your skin with no bubbles in the process. Find the mask on AmazonThis Fancy Pillowcase Uses Silver Ion Technology To Keep Your Skin Blemish-Free Overnight
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Use it, abuse it, and once you're done, melt it down make make some earrings from the silver! Find it on AmazonThis Egg White Pore Foam Is Essentially A Meringue For Your Face
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While it may not be as delicious as meringue, this Egg White Pore Foam is just as packed with protein from the albumen in egg whites. And unlike its more delicious cousin, it's also accompanied by a host of supplemental vitamins and minerals. Prepare your pores for terrific refinement. Find Egg White Pore Foam on AmazonThis Bizarre Japanese Invention Promises To Rejuvenate Your Face
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Flexing your lips over this silicone mouth exerciser will (apparently) rejuvenate sagging skin, preventing wrinkles and other signs of aging in the process. It'll also make a great gag gift, humiliate you in front of company, and lead to many, many questions if found out of context. Find it on AmazonThis Veritable Hannibal Lector Mask From Korea That'll Slim And Tighten Your Cheeks
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Not dissimilar to its Japanese cousin, this Korean skincare device poses more questions than it answers. In addition to its apparent powers of slimming the face, it'll also make a great human muzzle, chic femmed-up Bane mask, or a comprehensive self-restraint device to keep yourself on that diet. Find it on AmazonThis Biore Cleanser Uses The Power Of Baking Soda To Sweep Out Your Pores
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First it'll de-stink your fridge, and now it'll de-clog your pores? Baking soda is, apparently, magic. Find it on AmazonThis Soft Washcloth That Washes Makeup Away With Water
Definitely more satisfying than gross, the Makeup Eraser is a go-to solution for makeup removal that's easy on your skin. And you know you'll get some deep satisfaction out of seeing all these makeup smeared on the towel. Find the Makeup Eraser on AmazonThis Popular Gel Mask Made From Donkey Milk
Yup, apparently donkeys produce milk (I did not know this). And they make apparently great Korean masks from it! Find the donkey milk masks on AmazonThis Wildly Popular Gel Essence That's The Unholy Offspring Of Snails And Bees
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Snails, I don't love. Bees? Keep them away from me. Snails and bees, together? No Thank You. Fortunately, this gel essence only utilizes the beneficial aspects of our outdoor pals: snail mucin, and bee venom. The mucin supports cell regeneration, while the bee venom acts as a natural anti-inflammatory, anti-bacterial, and anti-viral agent. Find it on Amazon3M's Nexcare Acne Absorbing Pads Work Like A Sponge To Absorb Oil And Pus
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And after that title, I'm officially grossed out. But also, very, very curious. Apparently you can even wear these things under makeup. Find them on AmazonThis Popular Mask Made From Snails
If masks made from donkey milk aren't niche enough for you, perhaps one of these popular masks made from snails will fit the bill. Reviews are stellar, and they're regularly out of stock, so these snails must know something we don't! Find the snail mask on AmazonThis Top-Rated Exfoliator Will Tingle The Dead Skin Right Off Your Face
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Combining the power of tea tree oil, pumice, and white charcoal, this Tea Tree Scrub is one of the most popular in its category on Amazon. Find it on AmazonThis Charcoal Blotting Paper That'll Soak Up All Your Skin's Oils
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If you haven't tried blotting paper, it's time. The papers absorb excess skin oil on contact, and turn satisfyingly translucent when soaked to capacity. Find these blotting papers on Amazon.This Ingenious Hair Remover That Doesn't Need Wax Or Chemicals
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Those looking for an easy, satisfying and chemical-free solution to hair removal need look no further than the Tweezerman Smooth Finish Facial Hair Remover.Find the Tweezerman hair remover on Amazon