No flowers that wilt too soon, or chocolates that never last (at least for me). Just 23 seriously useful, beautifully-made gadgets that'll last for-freakin'-ever.
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These Stainless Steel Tweezers That Will Pluck Your Eyebrows Till You're Too Old To Care
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Buy a pair of Tweezerman tweezers, and they throw in a lifetime of sharpening services for free. Find it on AmazonThis Opinel Folding Knife Has Been Popular For Well Over A Century
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The Opinel knife was born in 1892, the preferred tool of vinters, farmers, and sheepherders alike. It hasn't changed since. Find it on AmazonThe Rada Tomato Knife Is A Wildly Popular (And Cheap) Option On Amazon
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Spend $6 today, cut tomatoes for the rest of your life. Find it on AmazonThis Cast Aluminum Bialetti That'll Make Your Espresso For Decades
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Constructed from cast aluminum, the Bialetti hasn't changed since its invention over 80 years ago. Find it on AmazonThis Solid Metal Mechanical Pencil You Will Never Need To Replace
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The Rotring 600 may be the best mechanical pencil ever built. With a matte black powdercoating over a solid brass body, it's got a heft and durability you won't find in any other writing tool. And, as it ages, the brass starts to show slightly through the black powdercoat, adding a pretty sweet patina to an already beautiful piece of kit. Find one on AmazonThese Stainless Steel Tongue Scrapers Can Provide A Lifetime Of Fresh Breath
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Gross? Yes. Worth it? Certainly. Find it on AmazonChannel Your Inner Milton With The Immortal Swingline 747 Stapler
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Sexy? No, it's a stapler. But there is something so satisfying about a product that's built to last. However humble its purpose. Find it on AmazonThis Zippo Lighter That Hasn't Changed Since 1933
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What more is there to say? It's a Zippo. They last forever. Find it on AmazonKeep Everyone Happy With Plenty of Indestructible Amazon Lightning Cables"> Around The House
Nothing spells perpetual connubial bliss like a surplus of nigh-on-immortal charging cables for your smartphones.
Find it on AmazonThis Bulletproof Stanley Thermos That's Just Like The One Your Grandfather Used
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Perfect for anywhere from the campsite to the office, the classic Stanley vacuum thermos is a classic for a reason. Find it on AmazonThis Self-Powered Groom Mate Nosehair Trimmer Will Keep Your Nostrils Nice And Clean
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Want your guy (or gal!) to trim their nosehairs, but worried about offending them with a direct request? Grab them one of these solid-aluminum babies, and they'll actively WANT to trim those puppies. Find it on AmazonThis Classic Moleskine Notebook Will Hold All Your Thoughts
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Beautiful paper + impeccably sewn binding + life-proof cover = one of the best notebooks on the market. You'll fill it up long before you'll wear it out. Find it on AmazonOne Of These Lodge Cast Iron Pans That'll Last More Than A Lifetime
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Lodge has been manufacturing cast-iron cookware for around 120 years. Which is about how long your newest Lodge skillet will last you. Find it on AmazonThese Harperton Nail Clippers Will Be The Last Ones You Ever Buy
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The Harperton's stainless steel construction is paired with razor-sharp cutting edges, putting them in a class of their own when it comes to sub-$20 clippers. Find it on AmazonThis Space Pen That's Built For Outer Space And A Lifetime Of Use
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If it's good enough for NASA, it's good enough for me. Find the Space Pen on AmazonThis Nalgene Bottle You Had In College You Can Hand Down To Your Kids
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There's no substitute for a simple, bulletproof, shatterproof, drop-proof water bottle. Find it on AmazonThis Industrial-Strength Lightning Cable Will Charge Your Phone Forever
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Sure, it's slightly more expensive than your typical lightning cable, but it'll last about 15 times as long. Find it on AmazonThis Dirt-Cheap Paring Knife Will Cut Through Almost Anything
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You will not find a better knife for anything close to this price. Victorinox's Fibrox line may be humble, but it's razor-sharp and bulletproof. Find one on Amazon for $9.65This Compact Swiss Army Knife That'll Handle Anything You Throw At It
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Odds are you'd lose this top-quality little pocket knife long before you'd ever wear it out. Find it on AmazonThese Hefty Gingher Shears That'll Cut Through Anything
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The Germans know how to make a scissor. Find them on AmazonThe Timex Expedition Is An Economical Design Classic For A Reason
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They're not fancy, but man, Timex watches just work. And keep working. Find it on AmazonThe High-Powered Maglite Flashlight Is Guaranteed For Life
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There's a reason these are standard-issue for police across the US: they're indestructible. Find it on AmazonA Pair Of Made In The USA Darn Tough Wool Socks Come With A Lifetime Guarantee
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They're not cheap, but considering you'll never have to replace them, these Darn Tough socks are a darn good deal. Find it on AmazonThese Lifetime-Guaranteed Koss PortaPro Headphones Have Provided Beautiful Music For Decades
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Warm, live tone meets awesomely dated '80s design. Koss hasn't changed these since their introduction in the early '80s, and it's easy to see (and hear) why. Find it on AmazonThe Pulltap Waiter's Corkscrew Is The Last One You'll Ever Need To Buy
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Yeah, you could buy one corkscrew from the dollar store and replace it annually, or you can get one of these Pulltaps and use it forever. Find it on AmazonThis Shock Proof USB Flash Drive Can Survive Almost Anything
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Who isn't in need of military-grade data storage? Find it on Amazon