26 Bizarre But Satisfying Hygiene Products That Are Wildly Popular On Amazon

From hard sticks that'll whiten your teeth to terra cotta paddles that'll soften your feet, these bizarre hygiene products have a major following on Amazon.

We hope you find these products as fascinatingly weird as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words is a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page.

This Charcoal That Somehow Whitens Your Teeth

via: ActiveWow

Gross? Sure, but if you're in search of all-natural tooth-whitening, it's apparently an insanely effective solution.

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This Mask That Moisturizes With The Mud Of The Dead Sea

via: Aria Starr

Believe it or not, literally thousands of reviewers credit this salty mud with refined pores and softer skin.

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These Industrial Strength Nail Clippers That Will Last You A Lifetime

via: Harperton

If you're in search of the last pair of nail clippers you'll ever need to buy, here they are. Now just don't lose 'em.

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These Charcoal Patches That Absorb Flatulence

via: FashionFirstAid

They're called Subtle Butt, and they're hilarious and (apparently) quite effective.

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People Swear By This Natural Spray That Works Miracles On Stinky Feet

via: Rocket Pure

I can't help but feel that if I'd had this product years ago, I'd have a lot more friends now.

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This Mint-Flavored Floss That Is 100% Vegan

via: Radius

Yep, they even make vegan floss. And it works beautifully.

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This Magical Solution That'll Mask The Most Unflattering Odors

via: Poo Pourri

Who could you rely on more for odoriffic protection than the makers of the Squatty Potty? Just spray the surface of the toilet before you go to war, and it forms a protective barrier that locks in the stink.

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This Space-Age Looking Manual Nose Hair Trimmer

via: Kedsum

Perfect for those of us who are folically gifted in all the wrong places.

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This Power Tool For Your Feet

There's a reason why the Pedi Perfect has over 10,000 reviews on Amazon. It works.

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This Hilarious Device That'll Help You Get The Perfect Goatee

via: My Perfect Goatee

Will you look good using this? No. But you'll look goatee-riffic afterwards, and that's what really counts.

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These Cozy Socks That'll Moisturize Your Feet

via: Natra Cure

Stop wasting time lotioning your feet, and let the therapeutic gel lining of these Natra Cure socks restore your tootsies to their primo condition.

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People Are Using These Miswak Sticks To Whiten Their Teeth And It's Working

via: Miswak Club

Didn't know that rubbing your teeth with sticks would actually whiten them? Well, it does!

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This All-Natural Deodorant Stone Will Last More Than A Year

via: The Crystal

Take it easy on your armpits and ditch the aluminum oxides for all-natural mineral salts.

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This All-Purpose Vegan Soap Is A Perennial Favorite

via: Dr. Bronners

This soap is seriously versatile, with enthusiastic reviewers touting its utility as body soap, shampoo, even as a soapy form of toothpaste. It can clean anything. Even your pets!

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This Treatment That Has People Peeling Their Feet Off

Apply the foot mask for half an hour, and a few days later every bit of dead skin will slough off your feet. It's disgustingly fascinating.

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This Wildly Popular Tool Set That's Purpose-Built For Zit Destruction

via: Pinterest

If you're one of those unique individuals who can't get enough of pimple-popping videos, then this assortment of pore-cleaning tools will look mighty familiar. If you're not, it's time to learn.

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This Handy Device Literally Vacuums Out Your Pores

via: eBay

You've pushed, prodded, and popped, but have you ever vacuumed out your skin? These tiny pore vacuums are apparently incredibly effective for removing anything from impacted blackheads, to regular every day comedone.

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People Are Replacing Facial Scrubs With This Charcoal Konjac Sponge

via: Konjac Sponge

One more testament to the power of charcoal: the Konjac sponge. Thousands of reviewers tout the sponge's ability to gently cleanse the face, while both refining pores and minimizing patchiness.

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These Gel Pimple Patches Draw The Blemish To The Surface In One Day

via: Nexcare

These are some seriously effective little circles of gel. Just check out the before-and-after photos in the reviews!

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With This Braun Epilator Kit You Can Give Yourself Facials At Home

via: Braun

Now you can get spa-quality facials at home, for a fraction of the price.

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This Batiste Dry Shampoo Has Been A Standby For Decades

via: Batiste

Dry shampoo sounds like an oxymoron to many of us, but to the well-informed, it's a secret beauty weapon.

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These Ultra-Fine Tweezers Are Specially Designed To Remove Blackheads

via: Pinterest

You've tweezed your eyebrows, but have you ever tweezed your pores? If not, it's time to try.

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These Carbonated Masks Would Be Fun Even If They Weren't So Effective

via: Memebox Corporation

Carbonation isn't just for your sodas anymore!

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These Popular Black Masks Are Cheaper Than Ever

via: My Scheming

These Korean black masks are all over the place, and this is one of the originals. There's a reason why they're so popular. And addictive.

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These Classic Biore Strips Are Seriously Addictive

via: Biore

You've seen the commercials, and the befores-and-afters. These magic little strips grip onto all the gunk in your pores and pull it out, leaving a forest of blackheads on the surface, and your pores nicely empty.

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These European Scrubbing Mittens Will Exfoliate Your Entire Body

via: Baiden

Rub one of these on your skin in the shower, and watch as roll after roll of grey, dead skin just rolls off. Gross? Yes. Addictive? Very.

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