Super Nerdy Things That Are Actually Completely Useful

Everyone has a little bit of nerd in them. Whether you're one of those low profile geeks who watches Star Trek with all the blinds drawn or a loud and proud nerd who gets into internet arguments about who was better: Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, we as a society have accepted nerdy culture as mainstream. In fact, at this point, it totally is hip to be square.

So let your geek flag fly as you gaze at the following geeky products. But wait, there's more! Not only are they totally fun and nerdy, but they actually make your life a lot easier, too.

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This Staple Remover That's Made For GoT Fans

Why use a boring old staple remover when you can use something infinitely cooler instead? This Novelty Guardian Dragon Staple Remover not only gets the job done, it also looks like something that Daenerys Targaryen would have on her desk. And who doesn't want their desk to look more like the Mother of Dragon's?! Be careful, though: This thing will probably be a hot commodity for sneaky office thieves.

This Veggie Peeler With A Wild Spin

I tend to dread cooking. If I'm trying to tackle a recipe that involves something as complicated as peeling a potato, I'm inclined to scratch the whole thing and order takeout instead. But with this Boston Warehouse 39393 Monkey Peeler, I jump at the chance to peel just about any fruit or veggie that I can get my hands on. I mean seriously, look how adorable this little guy is!

These Bandages With A Shakespearean Spin

Cutting your finger is a pretty big pain in the butt. Sure, it's not the worst thing in the world, but it hurts, and it's usually sore for the next couple of days and you're constantly bumping it and making the pain even worse. So why not ease the pain with these Accoutrements Shakespearean Insult Bandages? Sure, they work like typical bandages, but also feature hilarious Shakespearean insults such as "Thy wit's as thick as Tewsbury mustard," which I personally can't wait to use on someone.

This Flash Drive That's Also an Eraser

No matter how old I get, I still get a big kick out of erasers. Fortunately, there's products like this eminently practical flash drive that add a practical edge to my love of squishy rubber. Plus, it's perfect if you're an aspiring photographer and want to prove to your friends and family how serious you are about your newest passion. Plus, you can still use it in a month once you've moved on to building your own fixed gear bicycle.

This Soap Holder That's Adorably Classy

You know what your kitchen could use? Some class. Some pizzazz. And...dare I say...some mustache. This PELEG DESIGN Mr. Sponge Sponge Holder Plastic Sponge Holder for Kitchen Sink & Bath with a Suction Cup is the classy touch you've been looking for. This helpful fellow holds your sponge so it doesn't get that gross mildew-y smell and gets a darling bow tie in the process. Win win!